I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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