I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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