i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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