I'm jealous of your bromance
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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