She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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