If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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