Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
This is my gift to your gina
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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