I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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