I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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