they need to just BURY HIM!
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
where are my eyebrows?
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