I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
