so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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