are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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