my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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