Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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