White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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