I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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