He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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