Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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