Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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