Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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