I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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