I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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