Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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