If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Actions speak louder than pants.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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