He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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