I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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