Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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