another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
