lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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