Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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