You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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