We're facebook friends in real life
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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