Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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