you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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