I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I need a burrito and a hug.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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