My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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