I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
