We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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