Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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