if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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