If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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