UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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