gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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