so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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