Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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