dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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