I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
