I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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