Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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