Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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