Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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