I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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