I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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